Method #1: The Never Ending Distraction Obsession

Do you have a facebook? Do you like the ability to "like" and "friend" people? How about being able to comment about your day, and have random people talk to you about it without knowing who you are? Welcome to Tumblr. Now, technically I am breaking rules #1-3 of the (unofficial) Tumblr rules (see picture below) by telling you about this website but, as your trully loyal blogger and procrastination method provider, I feel you NEED to know about this ahhhh-mazing website. Please read the following rules, so you can understand the POWER OF TUMBLR!



Tumblr. Tumblr. Tumblr. Tumblr. Tumblr!!! Now, first things first, let's get the facts straight:
1. Tumblr is a bloging website.
2. You do not speak of Facebook, or Twitter, or other social networking site on Tumblr.
3. Your "homepage" is called your Dashboard.
4. You do not "friend" people, you follow their blog.
5. You respect the ask box.
6. Learn to love it.
7. CAUTION: If you plan to have a 4.0 GPA and attend an Ivy League school, NEVER JOIN TUMBLR!!! You will quit on all your dreams, as you will realize what is actually enjoyable in life, and give up on your dreams. Now that I have stated this, you can't sue me when your grades suck, and you can't get into a college, but that's just a minor thing in life.

Now that the facts are straight, my Tumblr advice:

Create a tumblr account. Make sure to find a theme for you blog that you like. Follow makemestfu.tumblr.com, brotips.tumblr.com, and thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com. Explore and learn on your own. Don't follow people and expect a follow back. You have to earn you followers. Last but not least, don't spend four hours a day on TUMBLR, and call yourself addicted. You must spend at least 12 hours a day to do that. Have fun! -K